Oh boy.
I remember about three or four years ago when I read a script review of the planned fourth installment of the Jurassic Park series and I very nearly pissed myself laughing. Seriously, it was the dumbest idea I have ever heard a studio come up with to try and resurrect a franchise. The idea…
MISSILE CARRYING DINOSAURS WHO HAVE BEEN TRAINED BY THE GOVERNMENT!
Well somehow, it looks like that draft is going to be the one we end up seeing on screen as Universal are pushing ahead with the flick. Bloody Disgusting are reporting that casting is currently under-way right now for the film which will begin shooting in Hawaii later this year.
We already know that Laura Dern is set to return but we don’t expect to see Sam Neill on our screens come 2009.
Missile carrying dinosaurs? NEVER going to work and even seven year old boys are going to see that it’s a ridiculous concept.
No word on who is directing and I guess until that announcement, we should remain skeptical about this.
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Missle carrying dinosaurs?…..I think you got your wires crossed Matt, they’re not making another Jurrasic Park, this is another live action eighties cartoon adaption, you remember Dino Riders?…
Rambo IV. Sly Stallone = Missile carrying dinosaur.
omg i love this film because it is sooo exciting!!!
first time i saw it i wanked 100 times and needed 20 boxes of tissues!
my favourite dinosaur is the t rex!
he is soo vicious and sexy!!!
ooooooooooo ye!!!!!!!!!!!!
by the way i was talking about the first jurassic park in my comment above!
you know what i love dinosaurs sooooo much i even walk like one!!!
Well they had missle carrying penguins in Batman Returns…
Last I heard that’s what the government is really trying to do. ‘Oh lets make a T-Rex come back to life.’ and if that doesn’t work their going to try and resurrect a fucking Utah raptor. Whats wrong with the government these days? GOD TOOK THEM OFF THE PLANET FOR A REASON!
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