Images of virtually the whole main cast of G.I. JOE!

Posted by Matt Holmes on May 8, 2008 – 1:07 am | 7 comments

These images remind me of when I first saw some of the CGI crap that Stephen Sommers tried to push through with Van Helsing – one of my personal most disappointing movies of the last five years.

I know nothing of G.I. Joe, so I’m not really the best person to comment but honestly, this film looks awful. Boring and completely opposite of the cool looking and arresting leaked images from Watchmen.

We start with our very first look at Chris Eccleston (who can be a very boring actor to watch) as James McCullen Destro XXIV which was sent to IESB

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Storm Shadow played by Byung-Hun-Lee landed at Latino Review

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Coming Soon debuted the first look at former Lost actor Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje as Heavy Duty who maybe has some of that Jules Winnfield divine intervention from Pulp Fiction going on…

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Dark Horizons got sent an image of Breaker, played by Said Taghmaoui

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And then other sites got looks at characters we had already seen…

Sienna Miller again as Baroness, who is quickly becoming almost a poster child for the film. That one belongs to IGN

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A bored looking Dennis Quaid as General Hawk which Collider got their hands on…

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CHUD were chosen as the place of origin for Marlon Wayans as Ripcord…

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And finally Channing Tatum as Duke over at MTV…

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source – /film

7 Comments

JaySmack on May 8, 2008 at 1:23 am

Someone should have told them JJ Abrams has already finished casting the next Trek movie .

Lencho on May 8, 2008 at 1:57 am

Hahaha.

_N_r_chy on May 8, 2008 at 5:53 am

They don’t look anything like the comicbook characters.

Phoenix on May 8, 2008 at 8:46 am

OmG!! This can not possibly get any worse. Who is going to watch that shit… Okay, I withdraw that question. There are always some poor suckers somewhere. I couldn’t imagine people wanting to see Transformers either, see how that went?

Hollywood executives must be alchemist. They are making money out of shit! (hmmm… but first they are making shit out of lots of money…) Fascinating.

Roars on May 8, 2008 at 10:52 am

This looks like a bad version of Doom. And Doom was shit.

The Glove on May 8, 2008 at 11:26 am

Still think it looks like a load of old Kiddie crap!

JAM on May 8, 2008 at 1:23 pm

My favourite color is black, but DAMN !!!! If the Cobra Commander is dress in black too and not in the classic blue with the red logo I promess I’ll make a boycott … What’s next, Sgt, Slaughter dress like Darth Vader?

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