What kinds of biopic are they going to make about him? Tell us about his childhood in Jamaica, his immigrations to Queens New York, his meeting Sean Combs/Puff Daddy/P Diddy/Diddy/D and how he made so many crappy videos? The problem with making biopics about the lives of pop icons is that there’s nothing like accessibility in them. This is why Rod Stewart, will never have a movie made about his life. I would however like to see the movie they make about Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan. Call it/them Diary of a Train Wreck.

If you want to tell a story about the fat bastard’s life then make a documentary, like they did with Tupac. But a movie? I can’t imagine a fat-suit big enough for whatever desperated nobody gets the lead role.